I'm sorry to have to break this news but there has been a terrible dissapearance (suspected murder ). The subject has not been seen since late thursday evening. subject was last seen dropped off at home by long-time parter Mr R Bear (seen pictured together below)

Mr Bear and myself have, assisted by the C7 cat police (Domi and Mikey), searched the local area extensively, including under all wardrobes and beds (with maglites and hangers). The subject has not been located or slighted since the night of disappearance.

We do have a few suspects in mind, namely Mr Bear's previous partner, we fear jealously has taken its toll. Namely one "fluffy carrot"

We are appealing for any witness to come forward with sightings so these two can once again be reunited. Failing that we are asking that anyone who knows the whereabouts of any premises selling replacement snakes to come forward. names and identities will be protected. Thank you. And please, keep all loved ones safe in their homes tonight.